But Possum, really? I don’t care if they left out cookies for you. You take them home and eat them on your couch while you watch TV or something. You don’t just stand there in the dark eating cookies, Possum. Not only is that fucking weird and a small step above wearing sweat pants to work, it’s basically asking for someone to come along and take a picture of you looking surprised, which is exactly how this ended up. So go ahead, eat your cookies. But leave me out of it, Possum, I don’t need to see any of what’s going on here.